Not everything in life is as smooth as butter. Most of the time, you have days when you feel like the whole world is against you. It's terrible that you spilt coffee on your white shirt before you went to work. Then you might be sad for the rest of the day. Right. Even though it's bad, it could be worse.
If you look at the list below, you'll see that you're not the only one with bad luck. Every day, many people have had some of the worst days of their lives. You probably still think that you're lucky. Even though it's not very nice to take comfort in other people's bad luck, it might help you forget about your own sad story.
1. "When I picked up the ladder, I didn't remember that the paint was on top."
2. "I lost two fingers at work in an accident the day my new guitar came in the mail."
3. "In the middle of the night, I got up to get a drink of water, and I opened the fridge door and, it fell off in my hand."
4. "This morning, I walked to my first job with a fresh cup of coffee. "That's not cream. That's a hole in one made of crow poop."
5. "A crew was putting down concrete for a driveway at a new house near a duck pond. After lunch, they came back to this..."
6. "This morning, my pepper grinder broke."
7. "The washing machine looks like someone put too much soap in it."
8. "Getting the old Christmas tree out, a wasp stung me on the lip."
9. "I used turmeric to make a face mask without doing any research, and now my face is stained and I look like Bart Simpson."
10. "I tried them both this morning to see what my wife thought. I forgot to change before I went to work and stayed like this all day.
11. "I'm the only one in my office of 30 people who dressed up today, and I'm wearing a full-body banana suit."
12. "I got home late from work and dropped my sandwich, which was still open, in the parking lot. When I go to make pasta, the first pot falls over, and I spill everything on the floor. When I try to make a second pot, the handle breaks and all of my pasta goes everywhere. Didn't eat and cried a little"
13. "Okay, so this just happened. The zipper stuck on my eyelid when I tried to pull a jacket over my head. One person it could happen to is... "Yes, it hurt."
14. "This morning has been a disaster, and then this goddamn squirrel stole the croissant I was saving to eat when I got home."
15. "My wife's mother just gave me this piece of cake..."
16. "My phone was stolen in London last week, and I just got a message that it had been found..."
17. "Remember to close the dog door when it's pouring like crazy..."
18. "I bought a product to remove blackheads, and this is how it came. I went to the post office to get it, which was the most embarrassing thing ever happening to me.
19. "Well, it looks like there's a water snake living in my toilet."
20. "Some poor old Gary just wanted to tell Doris he loved her today."
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21. "Ten weeks after I get this, I tried to grow potatoes."
22. " Anyone likes to guess which one is in my mouth right now?"
23. "On our honeymoon, my wife and I went to the Eiffel Tower."
24. "This morning I walked through a fly strip... Spent an hour shampooing my hair to get the glue and fly guts out."
25. "I drove 45 minutes to the store because I thought my mask was in my pocket. It was a sock for babies."
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